I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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