Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
We need to rekindle our bromance
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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