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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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