And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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