my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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