We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
try to milk me bitch
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