just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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