Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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