I want to have your abortion
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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