ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Everclear isn't food dammit
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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