you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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