the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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