They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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