you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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