he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
