My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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