I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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