we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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