Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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