I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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