is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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