i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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