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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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