new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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