Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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