4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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