is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
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i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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