you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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