Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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