she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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