don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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