im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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