can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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