awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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