i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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