bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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