He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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