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Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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