This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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