you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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