Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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