I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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