i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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