i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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