I heard we made out
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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