If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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