If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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