Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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