She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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