Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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