Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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