Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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