I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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