New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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