she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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