too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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