Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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