i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio