Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.