i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i am craving dick and cupcakes