i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear