Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
third nipple confirmed
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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